How to mend a Dane’s broken cable
Retrieve a Carlsberg (it had to be Danish) lager can from the undergrowth – you are bound to find one close by as a result of the plundering of our green and pleasant land by the vikings.
Cut the ends of the can off to provide a sheet of aluminium.
Wrap this round the cable to provide the new jacket.
Tie together using tie-wraps to hand