Mr Roche is ready at any time to deliver an expert masterclass on the subject of TEMKEK. Below is a summary from his fine dissertation on the subject, and on this same page you will find some excellent images of where the application of TEMKEK has clearly resulted in complete contentment:
TEMKEK – Treat ‘Em Mean, Keep ‘Em Keen. It is an essential if a
gentleman is to be afforded the pleasures that
are Friday nights out & Saturday Morning bike rides with his pals. Therefore domestic home front disturbances and interference must be kept to a minimum or better still, not tolerated at all. Forget Brownie point-ometers, these are from 1990s and they don’t work. The modern renaissance man must be master of all within his realm.
1. Be the first to the new year’s calendar to ink in those essential rides – every Saturday
morning, five to ten overnight rides per annum and, whileyour at it, ink in every Friday as an EPM. You can always delete the dates that aren’t needed (or do as I do and convert these to other lad’s days/nights/both out).
(which the other party may if they wish mis-interpret as you giving consideration to such a daring request), should receive a stern